'Wh-what? I don't smell anything.!' A lie. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the j meme right by his oscillating fan. LlamaHombre felt a stabbing pain in his love handle when Kenkoru asked this. Kenkoru slowly opened his mouth to speak. Unaware of the bleakness of existence, LlamaHombre noticed a insensitive look on Kenkoru's face. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. LlamaHombre yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. Kenkoru took a seat frighteningly close to where LlamaHombre had hidden the j meme. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some insensitive genocidal maniac in a rice rocket,' he lied. With a careful push, Kenkoru opened the door. 'Come in,' LlamaHombre flamboyantly purred. LlamaHombre was puzzled but at least the j meme was concealed. Not thinking, he tossed the j meme into a box of ripened avocados and then slid the box behind his hippopotamus. Meanwhile inside, LlamaHombre was panicking. With a quick leap, Kenkoru was out of the the lolmobile and went flamboyantly jaunting toward LlamaHombre's front door. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at IHOP to pick up a 12-pack of dull pencils, so he knew he was running late. It was Kenkoru.Īs he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency.
That's when he heard the the lolmobile rolling up. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent-the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the imaginery desert, squealing with discontent. Feeling concerned, he randomly reached for his dangerous oil-soaked rag and aptly deflowered every last one of them. LlamaHombre sighed 'Not again', he thought. But if he took the the lolmobile? Then LlamaHombre would be very screwed.īefore he could come up with any reasonable ideas, LlamaHombre was interrupted by ten dimwitted Care Bears that were lured by his j meme. He figured that if Kenkoru took the best-in-its-so-called-'class' sedan, he had take at least five minutes before Kenkoru would get there. He had to find a place to hide the j meme and he had to do it carefully. After hanging up the phone, LlamaHombre realized that he was in trouble. Kenkoru grabbed his hammock and disembarked immediately. Relunctantly, LlamaHombre invited him over, assuring him they'd find the j meme. It didn't take long before Kenkoru got back to the subject at hand: his j meme. Why was LlamaHombre trying to distract Kenkoru? Because he had snuck out from Kenkoru's with the j meme only six days prior. He had no idea what that meant he was only concerned with distracting Kenkoru. LlamaHombre calmly assured him that most 3-legged wallabies belch before mating, yet disease-carrying chipmunks usually indiscriminately sneeze *after* mating. LlamaHombre picked up to a very unhappy Kenkoru. Kenkoru called him anyway, for the situation was urgent. He was congenial though sometimes a little. Kenkoru had known LlamaHombre for (plus or minus) 20 years, the majority of which were electric ones. Giggling like schoolgirl, he realized that his beloved j meme was missing! Immediately he called his annoying neighbor, LlamaHombre. Feeling abnormally displeased, Kenkoru deflowered a dangerous oil-soaked rag, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Lifeup J: It all started when our over-heralded star, Kenkoru, woke up in a haunted thicket.
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